First Contact Is Easy With us:
Intergalactic Address:
To: Kreego and Enki
Always look on the bright side of life Lane, Planet nibiru, Kryptomonium Galaxy
For Telepaths:
Please Use a Gamma Frequency of 33Hz or 120 Hz Plus if Urgent. To receive Response Please remember to place a 10 CM Diameter Piece of Aluminum foiL where the Frontal and Parietal Bones Meet to prevent feedback overload.
Best Snail Mail Terrestrial Earth Address:
15 W. Main St.
Unit 13:D
Cambridge, NY 12816