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This Website, the Cookbook, and all materials contained within are intended to be viewed as satire and as such are meant to be humorous much in the same way as JonathanSwift’s 1729 “A Modest Proposal”. The authors and creators are in no way are advising or advocating citizens to cannibalize, eat, gnaw, consume, injure, or harm in any way the plump Politicians mentioned in this cookbook or any other beings or Politicians for that matter. That said if eating a politician ever became legal by way of an Act of Congress, then of course this could be taken more seriously, or if by chance you are stranded and in a life or death situation on a desert island, frozen mountain, or life raft and had access to a state of the art kitchen and a recently deceased Politician then these recipes may be source of life saving calories. Thank you for enjoying our lite fare.

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